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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Movin' On Up

HeroineGirl is having an auction for cool stuff.

We have rewritten an earlier post because not enough of you have read and commented on it in it's original form (think of this as punishment- Sig's excited-very excited. Punishment does that for Sig).

We have come to the conclusion that not enough of you are doing anything worthwhile (unless you are reading this blog in it's entirety and taking notes) and this especially applies if you:
  • Have conversations with your pets
  • Dress your pets
  • 'Help' your pets with their blog, or have your pet 'Help' you with your blog
  • Believe your pet will only eat that special food he/she likes and will eat nothing else and will therefore die of starvation (obviously, you haven't seen the crap a hungry pet will eat)
  • Refer to yourself as a 'mommy' or 'daddy' to your fecal matter production units you refer to as 'beloved family members'
Therefore, we have decided to add meaning and purpose to your life, beyond being a mommy or daddy to your cat, goldfish, turtle or little imaginary pony.

HeroineGirl is a having a virtual auction- and we want to bid.

Not only are we going to bid, we are offering a 'Good' blog review to the highest bidder of all (not to worry. In the event a total whack job wins, we can handle it. We are after all, SC&A. Woe unto those who are doubters).

Therefore, tear yourselves away from whatever mindless task you are performing and do something really important.

That said, go back to the HeroineGirl link above (first line of post) and click through. Do it as if your mental health depended on it.

Click early (and often. Pretend this is the Bob Awards).

There is nothing else for you to do. The great minds at the Institute, SC&A will do the rest.