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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Buns, Grilled Cheese And Sweet Potato Portraits

First, there was the NunBun.
Bongo Java became world famous in December 1996 for the discovery of a cinnamon bun that many believe looks like Mother Teresa. The Music City Miracle was featured in media outlets as diverse as Washington Post, CNN, BBC, Paul Harvey, David Letterman and (so we've been told) a Calcutta newspaper. The bun has been preserved and is on continuous display at Bongo Java.
Then there was the Virgin mary in the the grilled cheese sandwich.
A woman who said her 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bore the image of the Virgin Mary will be getting a lot more bread after the item sold for $28,000 on eBay.
OK, so you're following along here, right? Now pay attention: The Assistant Village Idiot can be seen on sweet potato (click on the image).
That's me on the left, there. Sadly, it really does look like me.
Mother Teresa, Mary and The Assistant Village Idiot. Even you can see the emerging pattern, right?

While your there, scroll down and read. Apparently, there's been too much inbreeding and as a result, everyone else besides you is running things.