So You Think You Got Some Lousy Gifts?
Stop complaining. It could have been worse.
Was the Man Catcher Voodoo Kit under your tree?
Did anyone give you a personal, portable bidet?
We cannot fathom the need for a, uh, personal appearance enhancement kit. Really.
For the masses that need it, butt lifting lingerie,
Of course, for your cousin (that's right, the cousin you think we don't know about), there's this meaningful gift.
Short on flair?
Quit complaining about those blank VHS tapes, regifted Feng Shui for Dummies book or unidentifiable kitchen tool with the 'Dollar Store' Bargain Bin half price sticker almost all scratched off.
Was the Man Catcher Voodoo Kit under your tree?
Did anyone give you a personal, portable bidet?
We cannot fathom the need for a, uh, personal appearance enhancement kit. Really.
For the masses that need it, butt lifting lingerie,
Of course, for your cousin (that's right, the cousin you think we don't know about), there's this meaningful gift.
Short on flair?
Quit complaining about those blank VHS tapes, regifted Feng Shui for Dummies book or unidentifiable kitchen tool with the 'Dollar Store' Bargain Bin half price sticker almost all scratched off.
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