How Not To Insult The Prophet Mohammed

How to honor the Prophet:

• Promote and engage in violence on global scale.
• Denigrate and heap scorn upon other religions.
• Make certain that the majority of victims of violence are other Muslims.
• Encourage and endorse violent and vicious regimes.
• Resist free and democratic principles at all costs.
  
• Make sure that Muslims in the Middle East are denied decent education.
• Never object to or criticize FGM, honor killings, gang rapes or acid attacks on women.
• Encourage religious sermons that preach hate.
  
• Make sure parishoners leave sabbath prayer services enraged and ready to kill.
• Deny the Holocaust
• Agree that the Holocaust was a wonderful idea.
• Encourage and reward racist and bigoted ideology.
• Intimidate anyone who disagrees.
• Finally....always be the aggrieved victim, resisting, fighting and killing anyone you please.

Just remember- no cartoons. Got it?