We have spoken to your mother. We know everything.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

"But You Said You Loved Me More!"

Alexandra has an interesting post about the debate on polygamy.

We can think of no way to better enjoy a romantic evening- with three or four of the women you love.

"But you said you loved me more!"

"How come you never talk my kids the way you talk to hers?"

"She can wait. We need to talk now."

"What did you buy for me?"

"You're in trouble. You forgot your anniversary. No, the other anniversary."

"What color are my eyes?"

"She looks great and I look fine?"